The Setting: The failing American economy. All day, every day.
Banking Industry: We’re doomed!
Mortgage Lenders: We’re doomed!
Homeowners soon to be in Foreclosure: We're doomed! And soon to be homeless!
401K Plans: We suck!
Californian: We’re, like, doomed, dudes!
American Taxpayers: We’re doomed!
Iran: You’re doomed! Mwwaa hahahahahahaha!
British Stock Market / Nikkei / Hang Seng / India Stock Market: They’re doomed; therefore, so are we, but to a lesser degree!
Congress: We’re doomed! And indecisive!!
[Pause]
American Taxpayers: Wanna go for a Starbucks?
Everybody: Yaaaaaay!!
[Pause]
Dow Jones: Uh…Can I borrow five bucks?
Ceiling Crashes Down
5 years ago
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Ooo! Ooo! Tell George W I want a double shot caramel macchiatto with extra whipped cream please!!
Val--new 'grist' for the word guru..(that would be, you!)
http://www.nytimes.com/
2008/10/05/opinion/
05dowd.html?em
Sarah’s Pompom Palaver
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