We're (Still) Doomed, I Tell Ya!

The Setting: Just in case you weren't depressed enough, here is some gloom and doom from "eight of the market's sharpest thinkers."

View the slide show here in which these experts predict what's going to happen with the economy over the next couple of years.

My favorite line: "In my view, U.S. stocks are still not attractive."

No shit.

We're Doomed! Doomed, I Tell Ya!!

The Setting: The failing American economy. All day, every day.

Banking Industry: We’re doomed!
Mortgage Lenders: We’re doomed!
Homeowners soon to be in Foreclosure: We're doomed! And soon to be homeless!
401K Plans: We suck!
Californian: We’re, like, doomed, dudes!
American Taxpayers: We’re doomed!
Iran: You’re doomed! Mwwaa hahahahahahaha!
British Stock Market / Nikkei / Hang Seng / India Stock Market: They’re doomed; therefore, so are we, but to a lesser degree!
Congress: We’re doomed! And indecisive!!

[Pause]

American Taxpayers: Wanna go for a Starbucks?
Everybody: Yaaaaaay!!

[Pause]

Dow Jones: Uh…Can I borrow five bucks?