Being Afraid of John Malkovich

The Setting: Am I the only one who's just a little bit afraid of John Malkovich?

I'm sure he's a very nice man and I know he's acting and all that, but there's just something a little...I don't know...sinister about him. I guess that means he's a really good actor. He is fascinating to me in a he-may-kill-you-in-your-sleep kinda way. He's made several movies that I liked such as In the Line of Fire, Being John Malkovich, and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Anyway, he is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight. I sure hope it's good.

Oh, and don't tell him what I said about him.